NO SOLICITING

I am so tired of people coming to my door trying to sell me things.  It has been 3 nights in a row and some jerk has knocked on my door trying to sell me some crap.  It sucks!

I thought about putting a sign on the door like this one.

 
Then I thought I would try and find some signs that really got to the point.  Here are a couple that I think may work.
I really like the last one.  I mean I don’t come to their house trying to sell them some of my junk, why do I want theirs?  I am going to put one of these on my door and we will see how it goes tomorrow since I am for sure to get another one of these scum suckers knocking.

Arrrrrg!

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